The Movie Man: ‘The Naked Gun’ Returns in its ‘Full Absurdist Glory’

Kevin Ganey is ‘The Movie Man’

It seems every classic movie gets a sequel or a reboot nowadays. The Naked Gun was bound to step up to the plate.

Thankfully, this new installment to the franchise returns with its full absurdist glory.

This installment in the franchise casts Liam Neeson as Detective Frank Drebin Junior, son of the iconic character created by comedy legend Leslie Nielsen, who- appropriately, spends part of the film seeking signs from his father. 

While investigating a suspicious death, Drebin crosses paths with Beth Davenport—a glamorous mystery novelist and the sister of the deceased—whose clues lead straight to a shady tech billionaire. 

I never thought I’d be writing this, but Pamela Anderson rocks this role. She proves that her standout performance in The Last Showgirl was no fluke, and we should expect more from her moving forward.

But absurd humor isn’t for everyone. Some argue that comedy should be clever and concise- not cheap, literal, or slapstick.

I’d argue that when it lands, absurd humor doesn’t just hold its own- it steals the show. Look to the original Naked Gun movies- or Airplane!, another Nielsen classic- where the most unrealistic scenarios unfold, and everyone plays it straight. That spirit guides this movie, directed by Akiva Schaffer (The Lonely Island), and produced by Seth MacFarlane (Family GuyAmerican DadTed)- two proven masters of absurd comedy.

In this hybrid era of moviegoing, the constant question is “Where can I stream it?” Paramount is taking the old-fashioned approach by releasing through the theaters first.

I laud this decision. We need as many opportunities as possible to sustain the magic of going to the movies.

A good old comedy can always rally a crowd for such an occasion.

This will likely land best with longtime fans of the misadventures of the Police Squad. Viewers will find countless Easter Eggs paying tribute to the original trilogy- I particularly loved the stuffed beaver’s cameo and the blunt shade thrown at Detective Nordberg (his own son won’t even pay tribute to him- for obvious reasons).

This is a chance to introduce a new generation of comedy fans to a goldmine of laughter. The Naked Gun isn’t just a long-awaited sequel- it’s a revival of a comedic style that embraces in the absurd and doesn’t care if it makes sense.

Whether you are in it for the nostalgia or curious for old-school humor, The Naked Gun delivers- and it’s well-worth a trip to the theaters.

About the Author: Having lived in Old Lyme and Lyme since the age of three, Kevin Ganey has always had a passion for movies that is beyond simply watching, but understanding the craft of cinema and and experiencing films as if they were a musical album. Kevin also has his own website devoted to movie analysis, CityOfCinema.com, and also co-hosts a podcast, Moviehouse Mystics, with Koda Uhl (available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and YouTube.)

TOP STORY: Old Lyme Board of Selectmen Need Answers Before Sending Sewer Project to Referendum

Old Lyme Water Pollution Control Authority Chairman Steve Cinami addresses concerns about a plan to bring sewers to several Old Lyme beach communities at Monday’s Board of Selectmen meeting.

OLD LYME–The Old Lyme Board of Selectmen on Monday decided they need more time – and more transparency – before a years-long push to install sewers in the Sound View Beach area comes back up for a townwide vote. 

The three-member board – composed of First Selectwoman Martha Shoemaker and Jim Lampos, both Democrats, and Republican Jude Read – declined to send to the Board of Finance a resolution that could trigger a referendum on whether to add $7.6 million to the $9.5 million approved by voters in 2019.

The costs are part of a broader plan that would require residents of three private beach associations and the public Sound View community to install sewers at a total cost of $70 million, according to estimates from the Fuss & O’Neill engineering firm released Monday.

About half of the new $17.1 million price tag for Sound View will be covered by federal grants and a forgivable loan from the state Department of Energy and Environmental Protection (DEEP). 

Shoemaker at the meeting said selectmen will not move forward until “further information is made available” by the Old Lyme Water Pollution Control Authority (WPCA), which has been working with the other beach communities to address concerns from the state that their septic systems are threatening the health of the Long Island Sound. 

Sound View residents have long asked for more specific information about how much they will have to shell out as the municipal bond is repaid over 20 years. They’ve also questioned the data underlying the state’s contention that sewers are necessary to resolve the potential for pollution in the area.

The WPCA is set to host a public information session at 6:30 p.m. on Monday, Aug. 18, to answer questions including those raised Monday by selectmen and residents. Shoemaker said selectmen and finance board members would have to agree to send the question to a public vote by Aug. 28, in order to stay on track for the tentative Sept. 9 referendum. 

WPCA Chairman Steve Cinami said about $4.05 million has been spent on the total project so far. That includes $1.1 million in shared planning costs for a pump station and force main to be located in the Sound View area, as well as $406,412 in estimated out-of-pocket expenses. The Old Lyme WPCA itself spent $615,200. 

Part of the WPCA’s urgency to hold the referendum stems from contractor quotes for the Sound View project that will expire in October, which could lead to more price increases if officials have to go back out to bid. The project has already been through multiple rounds of bids. 

The bid process for two of the three private beach associations is ongoing. 

The sewer plan stalled following the first referendum due to economic fallout from the pandemic, which had the effect of galvanizing grassroots opposition to the already expensive project.

Taxpayers approved the Sound View plan at referendum six years ago based on the assurance that only residents of the affected beach community would foot the bill. 

Sound View property owner Kathleen Tracy during a public comment portion of the meeting called for leaders to “slow down,” even as she acknowledged the project has been going on for years. 

“It’s very complex, but even in its complexity, it should be transparent,” she said. 

Mary Daley and Dennis Melluzzo, both Sound View residents appointed to the Old Lyme Water Pollution Control Authority by the current selectmen, said the authority’s membership has a history of putting a “rubber stamp” on decisions made by project leadership without public inspection or input. 

“I did not volunteer to be on the WPC board to rubber stamp documents that will change the history of this town,” Daley told selectmen. “This has to change. We need strong leadership that listens and works with the team, not in solitude.”

Sound View resident Frank Teti argued it’s unfair for residents across town to decide whether Sound View residents should be forced to pay for sewers.

“I feel that since the whole town had to vote on this referendum, it should come out of our taxpayer money.” 

Others argued officials have not done enough to explore alternative septic system options. 

Old Lyme WPCA member Andrea Lombard, speaking virtually, reiterated the “very complex” nature of the longstanding project. 

She said the authority started out with the goal to avoid sewers, but state directives narrowed the options. “For many years we explored alternative systems, and they were not accepted by DEEP,” she said.  

She acknowledged the unique position in which the Sound View residents find themselves. “There’s a lot of anger and tension, and that’s being received. We’re trying very hard to work through what we can, but we can’t always give you what you’re requesting,” she said. 

The authority’s goal, according to Lombard, is to be “100% transparent.” 

By the Numbers

The latest estimates from the authority put the project cost at around $1,939 per year over 20 years for a typical user. That’s someone whose house has one bathroom, a kitchen, and four bedrooms or less, which Cinami said applies to about 70% of Sound View households.

He said additional fees to operate and maintain the system are likely to come out to $500 to $600 per year, per household.

Expenses include the town’s portion of capital costs for infrastructure in East Lyme and New London through which Old Lyme’s wastewater will run. Also included is electricity, maintenance, and corrosion and odor control at the planned pump station in Sound View.

DEEP Project Engineer Carlos Esguerra last year said the agency sets the amount that residents can reasonably be expected to spend at 2% of the town’s median income, which he identified at the time as $122,000. That equated to $2,440 a year.

Cinami said the state does not consider annual operations and maintenance fees as part of its affordability calculation when it comes to installing a municipal system. 

Esguerra could not be reached Tuesday for more information on how the agency determines if a project is affordable for residents. 

Cinami also told selectmen the issue will not go away if they don’t act. The current plan for a shared sewer system is the result of formal consent orders from the DEEP requiring the private beach communities to fix the pollution issue, with the town participating voluntarily under the threat of a similar mandate. 

Cinami said voting down the plan at a referendum could result in fines and increased oversight from the state that would force the issue. 

“We will probably lose the 25% forgivable loan. Any delay will probably increase the cost over time. And there’s continued environmental and property risk,” he said. 

Unpopular Decisions in an Election Year

Lampos said he’d be concerned about moving this project forward without knowing the status of the bids for Miami Beach and Old Lyme Shores that will affect whether they can afford to continue with the project. Bids are expected to be opened at Miami Beach later this month, while Cinami said Old Lyme Shores has been ordered by the DEEP to award a contract by Oct. 10.

But Cinami countered that the townwide referendum is separate from what happens in the private beach associations because it is contingent on participation by all four entities. That means the Sound View project has to come back to voters with adjustments if any of the participating beach associations drops out. 

He said he expects all four entities to remain as part of the project. 

“But if one doesn’t, we will not be able to move forward without having another referendum,” he said.

Lampos emphasized the importance of getting all questions answered up front when he likened the sewer situation to another longstanding and as-yet unproductive project on Halls Road. 

Both initiatives, according to Lampos, put unfinished business from previous administrations in front of the current Board of Selectmen. 

The Halls Road Improvements Committee began under then-First Selectwoman Bonnie Reemsnyder, a Democrat, to chart a new course for the commercial strip. The committee’s plan evolved in subsequent years to include a vision for first-floor shops and upper level apartments, but the idea ended up going nowhere while Republican Tim Griswold was in office. 

Opposition to an application to modify zoning regulations to allow for the mixed-use approach on Halls Road reached a fever pitch at a meeting of the Zoning Commission attended by 550 people this spring. The proposal, which was ultimately denied by the commission, had been endorsed by selectmen in a 2-1 party line vote. 

“When Halls Road came to us, the notion was, ‘Well, this has been funded under Griswold. It was all put together before you came in. It’s been voted on in town meetings. You have to move this along,’” Lampos recounted. “And rather than bog it down here, we moved it along to zoning. In the end, we got blamed for it, or at least Martha and I got blamed for it.” 

Lampos emphasized intermunicipal agreements were signed and the previous referendum occurred under Griswold’s leadership. 

“Halls Road is just like sewers. This is going on long before this administration. But it’s in our lap, and we get blamed for it if it goes wrong. So we have to make sure that it goes right,” he said.

He reiterated there are questions selectmen need answered before they can set the referendum. Included are whether Miami Beach will remain involved in the project, whether a cost sharing agreement will be reached to the satisfaction of all parties, and whether language for the sewer ordinance is in place. 

“If we have those three legs of the stool, I would feel more comfortable moving this to a referendum because people will have the information they need to make an informed decision,” he said. 

Editor’s Note: This article was updated to correct the total project cost and clarify the cost per user.

LETTER TO THE EDITOR: Fogliano, Candidate for Old Lyme Zoning Commission, Explains His Reasons for Running

To the Editor:

As a 33-year resident of Old Lyme, raising a family here with my wife Susan, I am deeply invested in our town. I have seen the town change over the decades, along with the challenges to land use policy and practice that change brings. This has motivated me to accept the Democratic Town Committee’s endorsement to run for the Zoning Commission, and to ask for your vote in the upcoming election.

My priorities as a Zoning Commission candidate are clear: advocating for sensible regulations and development that protect Old Lyme’s essential qualities – our cultural legacy, our small-town lifestyle, and the fragile ecosystem we share – while also recognizing our economic development and housing needs. I’m dedicated to making rational decisions based on thorough preparation and open dialogue with all stakeholders.

Over my career as a scientist and senior leader, I developed a pragmatic, data-driven, results-oriented approach to solving problems and making decisions. Through my service as Chairman of the Affordable Housing Commission and the Regional Housing Committee, and currently as a Zoning Commission alternate, I have gained an understanding of public policy that affects – and increasingly threatens – our local land use decisions. With your support, I will bring this insight and foresight to the Zoning Commission.

I look forward to a public discourse on the issues before us, and am eager to work together both within town government and with you to ensure that Old Lyme continues to be a great place to live for generations to come.

Sincerely,

Michael Fogliano,
Old Lyme.

‘Imagining Lyme’ Announces Winning Spring Landscapes

John Gluszak took this ‘Imagining Lyme’ photo of distinction while resting on a bench during a trek through Banningwood Preserve. All photos courtesy of the Lyme Land Trust.

LYME–The winners of the Lyme Land Trust’s “Imagining Lyme” spring photography contest have been announced. 

The contest, which encourages amateur photographers to highlight the beauty of preserves, pollinator gardens and the skies of Lyme, is held quarterly.

Scott Martin’s photograph was taken in June 2021 at Ram’s Horn Creek Preserve.

This spring’s Photo of Distinction winners are:

  • “Sun Dappled Roaring Brook” by John Gluszak
  • “Jurassic Ravine Trail” by Sue Wyeth
  • “Doe and Fawn” by Scott Martin
Sue Wyeth took this photo while hiking Ravine Trail in May.

Jos Konst was awarded an honorable mention for “Mountain Laurel Blooming.”

This photograph from Jos Konst came from Selden Preserve in June 2023.

All spring submissions are available here.

LETTER TO THE EDITOR: So Many Unanwered Questions on Sewers, OLWPCA Member Urges Community to Get Involved

To the Editor:

I recently volunteered to join the OLWPCA [Old Lyme Water Pollution Control Authority] because I wanted to serve my community and the town.

 I was hoping that I could help decipher for my neighbors and friends the ambiguity regarding 10-year-old testing, affordable alternatives and ever-increasing project costs. I wanted to learn all I can, but it seems the more we hear, the less we understand. The issues are huge!

 Sewers have become the hot topic on the beach, at the coffee shops and all over town.

 As a WPCA member and a resident of Old Lyme I would like to provide my neighbors with answers to their questions. I cannot! My neighbors and I read the local news and listen to meetings and do our best to stay informed. But there seems to be so much that we still don’t know.

We know Miami Beach bids will be in early to mid August, but Old Lyme Shores has not even set a date yet to go out to bid. They both are supposedly going to be a part of the project. What if they don’t join in? Who pays for their potentially applicable shares of this project? I understand that the OLWPCA Chair is proposing town meetings and referendums for late August and early September, I wonder why, since significant financial factors to the Town may not be clarified by then.

We hear there is still uncertainty regarding the Cost Sharing Agreement [CSA}. The OLWPCA Chair tells us that the WPCA’s are reviewing and discussing the CSA.

I cannot do what I hoped to do as a member of the OLWPCA. I cannot help my community understand the why, the when or how much this project will cost them. I cannot tell them if it is ‘affordable’. Clearly there is a goal to make this project sound affordable in order to meet the state’s 2% income guideline. My concern is that this ambitious goal will result in many expenses that should beconsidered part of the build and incorporated therefore also in the ‘EDU’ value, will be pushed under the blanket of usage and maintenance. If included as part of the build costs, the entire project could ultimately be construed as UN-affordable! As residents of the beach communities under the gun to get sewers, un-affordability (which many of us already think it is) is very true. We are potentially looking at tens of thousands of dollars in costs! I don’t have that kind of money … do you?

Contractual fees to New London and East Lyme, are not usage. The estimated $700,000 that I think we may owe for bridge work, is not usage. The $100,000 in easements, is not usage. Change orders already identified (before a shovel even goes into the ground), are not usage. Whatever has already been spent in legal fees, consultants, etc., by the OLWPCA and or by Old Colony in regard to the Shared infrastructure, are not usage. Frankly I cannot see how any project expense incurred at this point can be categorized as usage since there has been no usage!  That changes the affordability of the project.

My opinion and that of many is that the Town should take the lead and demand an audit of what the OLWPCA, both past and present and Old Colony with respect to the “Shared group” have spent to date, how much is owed and how much is projected to be owed. My opinion and that of others is that the Town should not move forward without that information.

Come to WPCA and Selectmen’s meetings and speak up, please.

Sincerely,

Brian Cornell,
Old Lyme.